This Is The Beard

Monday, March 20, 2006

Dr. D week 3 (update)


Sorry for the second post but I was laid off the nut stand - Sammy G came by and started his usual rant about nuts. My boss fired me on the spot. I'm at the hot dog stand now, just around the bend - look for the umbrella that says "we're on a roll".

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! Same outfit too!

Probably not a coincidence. I think this photo was taken the same day as the other and you are simply stringing us along when in fact you have already shaved your beard. Show us a current newspaper Dr.D.

You Coward!!!

Calling names,
This is Jack Kodiak

10:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no shit. he couldn't even move his pen to the other ear for the second picture.

11:00 PM  
Blogger Jazz said...

I was fired from the nut cart and started at the hotdog stand the same day - jackasses. I kept the pen in case I need to do any quick math.

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so is it considered a loss if you miss posting your picture for one week? james's last picture was on the 14th, and it is now the 22nd. HMMMM..

2:03 PM  
Blogger Jazz said...

thanks for revealing a heavily guarded alias - decades of secrecy thrown out over some 'confusion'... let's see I am not on the photo strip, I clearly state that I am a friend and not in the competition and post in solidarity, I ask permission before posting everytime and I always thank the hairy three. If I am not killed by Friday I'll see you at the bar.

5:14 PM  
Blogger Jazz said...

It's not about ill will mr.ferrin, it's about safety.

5:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not to be harsh, but on behalf of the Folicle 3, screw you Dr.D.

You have no idea of how it is to live under the conditions that these bearded men do every single second of the day. There is an enormous amount of pressure on them to have full, healthy, and good looking beards. And they must accomplish this without the assistance of necessary daily grooming techniques. AND on top of that they have the pressure & scrutiny of fame. Which of course (as we all know) waxes & wanes with their abilty to keep a stable beard and produce quality original material for this blog and their countless appearances on late night talk shows.

Not to mention the upcoming "Beards on Broadway" a fundraiser for men/women still unable to come out of the closet. I hear from Matt that the rehearsal schedule itself is "Like trying to juggle kittens" and that "People think our lives are all fun, games, and beards but they're also a lot of work".

So Dr.D. I think you should take all of this into account before you come on to this blog and start yelling at people who are trying to make this world a better place. You yourself have never had a beard and although you are definitely a good man, you definitely have no idea what you are talking about.

In the know,
This is Jack Kodiak

5:49 AM  
Blogger Jazz said...

The 'yelling' you are talking about was in regards to one thing, and one thing only: my alias being revealed. I am simply a guest a here and I am wise enough to not overstay my welcome. I have a tremendous amount of respect for these men, and not to sound harsh, but more than I do for you.

You think, because your mommy and your daddy had beards, that you know the ugly side of life. Well, you're wrong kid. You've never tasted desperate. You're Joe Gannon, The Prince of Sullivan Street! You'd have to come a thousand miles to meet someone who doesn't know your name! So don't come down here with your anger, trying to prove something to yourself. This is a world you can never understand. And you always fear what you don’t understand.

9:45 AM  
Blogger daniel bellury said...

carmine falcone lives here in manhattan?!

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all, punk...(yeah that's right I called you punk)...I don't know who the hell Joe Gannon is, but if that was my name I sure as hell wouldn't be the prince of Sullivan street, I'd be the King.

And in regards to your reply, way to (yet again) completely shift focus off of what is truly important in this conversation: The Beards, and all that they do.

Utterly disgusted & growing strong with rage,
This is Jack Kodiak

12:23 PM  
Blogger Jazz said...

Blah, blah, blah, Jack... bottom line is if you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, you become something else entirely: a legend, Mr. Kodiak... reveal your beard.

12:31 PM  

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