posted by daniel bellury @ 10:35 PM
This Is The Beard is a competition
between three young men willing to risk
public shunning, food particles stuck in
their beard and, in the end a
humiliating haircut to prove they have
what it takes to be crowned the King of
the Beard. The rules are simple: you
cannot cut your facial hair or head hair
with exception of a little neck and cheek
trimming. Every week we must post a
current up-to-date photo of our growth
progress. The loser is the first one to
cut their hair in any way. For this, the
loser is subject to a haircut by the
remaining two competitors.
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12 Comments:
Wow, again so serious. Focusing on nothing but the hair growth. word.
Its true. All I do is walk around concentrating on my hair. Telling it over and over "Grow, goddamnit, grow. Grow like the wind!"
Where is the love Master Matt?
Come on give us a big old toothy grin will ya?
that intensity and conviction towards your beard shows matt.
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Whoa, someones a little angry and a little racist. What have you become money mike? I don't think you should be using the "N word".
You sure you haven't trimmed? That is one very neat beard. And "neat" is not good. (Except when it comes to clam beards.)
GOD, Matt & Hank, you both make me sick!
I would hope that the two of you would have the energy/dedication/stamina/masculinity to get off you asses and walk down the street to the corner and grab a FREE newspaper...or pay a GOD Damn Quarter for one. If neither of you can accomplish that death defying feat, then I hope that the two of you burn in a deisel lake for all eternity, unable to climb out and roll on the ground to extinguish yourself becuase you are STILL too LAZY.
Whoa! Dr.D is flipping out man. And Pete's getting down and dirty.
May I make a suggestion to the non-newspaper contestants?
If you guys don't want to buy the paper, pop in a bookstore, corner deli, or drop by a news stand and snap the photo and be on your way. Makes for free "date verification", and probably fun photos too.
Keep it in mind, and good luck.
Keeping it calm & clean,
This is Jack Kodiak
Another thing is, and I'm not trying to throw my two cents around when I'm not even part of this contest, and I don't even have a beard...
...just a lowly mustache...
...but, rules are rules. You all agreed to the newspaper thing as far as I know, so as much as I think Dr.D's (let's call it) "Flippin' out" seems a little unwarranted, I do believe that he is right when he says the two of you should be able to get a hold of a newspaper once a week.
So come on fellas, stop using those brains and use those beards!!!
Giving (and receiving) folicle encouragement,
This is Jack Kodiak
For the record, that wasn't me - somebody signed in as me and that is upsetting. from now on I will log in for every post to authenticate it.
Dr. D
oh, and my eye in the sky points to Mike G as the fake dr.d and anonymous poster.
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