This Is The Beard
This Is The Beard is a competition
between three young men willing to risk
public shunning, food particles stuck in
their beard and, in the end a
humiliating haircut to prove they have
what it takes to be crowned the King of
the Beard. The rules are simple: you
cannot cut your facial hair or head hair
with exception of a little neck and cheek
trimming. Every week we must post a
current up-to-date photo of our growth
progress. The loser is the first one to
cut their hair in any way. For this, the
loser is subject to a haircut by the
remaining two competitors.
The Competitors
Links
World Beard Championships
The Beard Community
The National Beard Registry
The Station Myth
This Is The Mix
$ Mike Blog
120 Volts
Persecuted For Wearing The Beard
Previous Posts
12 Comments:
You are going to hurt your eyes doing that scanner shit with them open. I'm glad this is a beard competition and not an intelligence competion, because you would have just lost like 4 times.
Wearing a radiation suit & a thinking cap,
this is jack kodiak
"i'm your older brother james, I know EVERYTHING. Now watch me stab between my fingers with this kitchen knife, oh wait hold on let me take a few shots first."
-james (shut your fucking mouth joe) gannon
good thing this isn't the darwin awards.
justin
Good thing you remembered to capitalize "Darwin".
Good thing this isn't the Best Coke Head Awards.
Though not your brightest move, any sustained damage was worth the high entertainment value.
if i'm not capitalizing the beginning letter of my sentences, "i", or even my name, why the fuck would i capitalize darwin?
justin
Very astute observation Justin. It is probably best that you present yourself as a 100% idiot, that way it avoids confusion. From this point forward, you should try and work in some ridiculous spelling mistakes, and maybe some bad grammer.
You're an Ace!!!
From the $5 dollar tables,
This is Jack Kodiak
well at least one of us should be to be making these observations. or any sort of observations for that matter.
justin
incase i was too vague. "grammer". thank you and good night.
justin
Good night pumpkin. I'm so proud of you. World's biggest idiot, quite an accomplishment.
keep mouth quiet and be an idiot in disguise, or open mouth and remove all doubt. it goes something like that.
if there is a jack kodiak out there he's probably an inbred mountain man with a higher iq than you, sir joey gannon. you may have won the hat match, but on this board i feel like i should award you some sort of handicap.
nighty night!
justin
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