BEARDS BOYS NIGHT ON THE TOWN

These Photos have been making the rounds on Gawker, Gothamist, and other NYC related blogs. Apparently the "Beard boys" have been making themselves men about town recently, late nights, partying, and full on friday follicle fraternizing. The timeline for last night seems a little hazy, but here's what we heard so far. The night starts early with James showing up at a trendy little bar on Sullivan Street known as Vbar. A few hours later, Matt shows up and the two beards begin to drink heavily. Matt keeps ducking outside to "place phone calls" but who knows, maybe he is calling his personal trainer. There are a few words exchanged between the two around 9:45 PM and eventually Matt leaves the bar with an unnamed and practically unbearded man who we think was referred to as Doctor D. James continues to slug back brew after brew, a foamy white head lacing the outer crown of his (as he puts it) "Glorious beard". Around 12:30 AM, James the diehard is still bearded, standing, and drinking. Matt returns with "Doctor D." and the drinking continues on until the trio is rounded out by Daniel, who heavily bearded is also heavily bundled beneath his $10,000 dollar burgundy jacket (allegedly a sponsorship item from Bloomingdales). Matt disappears into the bathroom one last time, (we think) so that he may, let's just say it, vomit, but that doesn't stop the party. The three men continue to drink until the wee hours of the morning, their beards seeming to grow a little as the sun begins to crawl out of the darkness and into the sky.