This Is The Beard

Friday, June 16, 2006

James week FUCKING OVER


I have nothing left to live for.
-James

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

James don't go there...

I don't want to lose you the same way we lost Elvis!!!

Remembering every moment of that horrific August 16th day back in 1977,

This is Jack Kodiak

2:28 PM  
Blogger Jazz said...

wait if it's over then why isn't the beard off? Keep drinking that Peach Schnapps pussy.

2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what Jason. I really love to hook people up with programs who call me pussy. Keep it up smart ass.

2:44 PM  
Blogger daniel bellury said...

i feel your pain james, it took a couple of strong whisky drinks to get me through my beard trimming... mmhmm! nothing like bourbon and scissors at 2 in the morning!

3:17 PM  
Blogger Jazz said...

"pussy, pussy, pussy..." oh wait, you're trying to be sarcastic... the program is for Ellen, she'll be at the bar tonight, and don't get her angry, she has more testosterone than you do.

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It nice to see that you can trash talk all you want on other peoples blogs mother fucker. Hypocrite alert!!!

3:56 PM  
Blogger Jazz said...

still not attacking your character... I didn't say you were an evil pussy, or selfish pussy - just a pussy, for drinkin peach liqour... and ellen is very hairy and probably does have more testosterone than you.

4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

way to get all serious. Thanks for sucking the fun out of trash talking.

4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and please let this be the end. there is only so much a girl can take matt. i think bree and i have been good girlfriends and wives for long enough.
april

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cannot believe that it has come to this. This is not a draw. In my eyes, you are all losers. I put all my faith and support into this contest and you just spit in not only my face, but everyone else who ever believed in you.

-Did Columbus turn around halfway through his voyage when he sailed the ocean blue in 1492?

-Did Michelangelo call it quits during his long enduring challenge to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?

NO! You know why? Because they were winners, they were champions... They are legends.

You guys missed your shot to become immortal. You just pissed it all away like a consumed 40 oz of Colt 45 resting in your bladder at four in the morning.

A part of me died today, and I'm really not sure if I'm ever going to be able to get it back.

Godspeed my fallen heros.
My Kings of disillusionment.
Godspeed.

6:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We don't need to do anything to put you guys to shame, you did it to yourselves. Many of us also are from the belief that you shouldn't start something you're not willing to finish. Call me old fashioned, I guess!

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about we call you a coward instead?

What's you're name tough guy?

2:43 PM  
Blogger Jazz said...

I call you Portero.

9:00 PM  

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