This Is The Beard
This Is The Beard is a competition
between three young men willing to risk
public shunning, food particles stuck in
their beard and, in the end a
humiliating haircut to prove they have
what it takes to be crowned the King of
the Beard. The rules are simple: you
cannot cut your facial hair or head hair
with exception of a little neck and cheek
trimming. Every week we must post a
current up-to-date photo of our growth
progress. The loser is the first one to
cut their hair in any way. For this, the
loser is subject to a haircut by the
remaining two competitors.
The Competitors
Links
World Beard Championships
The Beard Community
The National Beard Registry
The Station Myth
This Is The Mix
$ Mike Blog
120 Volts
Persecuted For Wearing The Beard
Previous Posts
13 Comments:
James don't go there...
I don't want to lose you the same way we lost Elvis!!!
Remembering every moment of that horrific August 16th day back in 1977,
This is Jack Kodiak
wait if it's over then why isn't the beard off? Keep drinking that Peach Schnapps pussy.
You know what Jason. I really love to hook people up with programs who call me pussy. Keep it up smart ass.
i feel your pain james, it took a couple of strong whisky drinks to get me through my beard trimming... mmhmm! nothing like bourbon and scissors at 2 in the morning!
"pussy, pussy, pussy..." oh wait, you're trying to be sarcastic... the program is for Ellen, she'll be at the bar tonight, and don't get her angry, she has more testosterone than you do.
It nice to see that you can trash talk all you want on other peoples blogs mother fucker. Hypocrite alert!!!
still not attacking your character... I didn't say you were an evil pussy, or selfish pussy - just a pussy, for drinkin peach liqour... and ellen is very hairy and probably does have more testosterone than you.
way to get all serious. Thanks for sucking the fun out of trash talking.
and please let this be the end. there is only so much a girl can take matt. i think bree and i have been good girlfriends and wives for long enough.
april
I cannot believe that it has come to this. This is not a draw. In my eyes, you are all losers. I put all my faith and support into this contest and you just spit in not only my face, but everyone else who ever believed in you.
-Did Columbus turn around halfway through his voyage when he sailed the ocean blue in 1492?
-Did Michelangelo call it quits during his long enduring challenge to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?
NO! You know why? Because they were winners, they were champions... They are legends.
You guys missed your shot to become immortal. You just pissed it all away like a consumed 40 oz of Colt 45 resting in your bladder at four in the morning.
A part of me died today, and I'm really not sure if I'm ever going to be able to get it back.
Godspeed my fallen heros.
My Kings of disillusionment.
Godspeed.
We don't need to do anything to put you guys to shame, you did it to yourselves. Many of us also are from the belief that you shouldn't start something you're not willing to finish. Call me old fashioned, I guess!
How about we call you a coward instead?
What's you're name tough guy?
I call you Portero.
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