matt week 16

I woke up really late today, and to my surprise it was a beautiful afternoon. I needed a little break and wanted to get some sand in my beard, so I decided to go to the beach. One way ticket to the Hamptons please. It took me all afternoon to get ready, I had everything I needed.
1) Sunscreen
2) Frisbee
3) Football
4) Sunglasses
5) Cross to glisten in my chest hair
I step outside and it starts to get dark.
My whole night is ruined, now I am sad.